13. fireside chat

In response to mounting legal and physical threats, all remaining copies of The Midwest Gazzette will be assembled this weekend by a crack team of laborers, and then the entire run of 100 will be brought in an oversized picnic basket to the nearest Post Office, and then you will all receive them on August 1. August is still the month in which Issue Two will be delivered to your doorsteps.

Because of a liminal rise in upturned eyebrows, and so a substantial number of copies can reside in stores and collect dust for a while, there will be a second printing of 100 made in the coming weeks that will then be distributed in Champaign, Urbana, Wheaton, Warrenville, Chicago, Brooklyn, and select online outlets.

THANKS FELLAZ